I know this is a topic that’s been run into the ground, but I was inspired by a Tweetversation (gag me for using that) between me and Michelle. I decided to post 10 male cartoon characters we find attractive (and then all the females are my picks!)! Is finding a cartoon attractive weird? It’s only weird when you start planning a future with them, right? Like, designing your dreamhouse in Agrabah with singing animals as pets? That’s not okay. Seek help.
In no particular order, the guys…
Prince Phillip
He takes on a dragon, sings, and was the first Disney prince that actually had a personality (feel free to correct me if I’m wrong). I don’t care what anyone says, Princess Aurora was useless in that movie.
Aladdin
Aladdin is physically talented with looks to boot. He’s got street smarts and will risk his own two hands to score you some free bread. Plus, he has a monkey. A MONKEY!
Philip J. Fry
Though incredibly stupid, his last name is the name of one of my favorite foods. WIN!
King Triton
A geezer with a great (upper) body! Plus, he’s got that power thing going for him, even if he can’t always keep Ariel in check.
Gaston
Resident egotistical douchebag, Gaston is hot and he knows it. In real life, I would not find this wannabe brawny man attractive. Maybe if he sang that theme song of his. Speaking of which, he was skating on metrosexuality with that “I use antlers in all of my decorating” line… Just sayin’. Cartoon me would totally marry him…and then challenge him to see who could eat the most eggs.
Luigi
Whenever the big guys decided to give the Mario Brothers personalities, Luigi got screwed over. They did not have to make him a big wuss. It’s just because he’s taller and thinner and can jump higher. Team Luigi!
Hercules
Hercules is cute because he doesn’t realize how cute he is, and his huge muscles actually aren’t a turn-off. You know the scene when he’s carrying Megara out of the Underworld? That look of anger and intense focus? Nice. Go Herc!
Tarzan
Not only is this guy physically talented, but he’s so naive in the ways of human contact that you could probably make him do just about anything. Just remember…he killed a freaking jungle cat.
Tuxedo Mask
He has awesome hair! Michelle actually knows more about him than I do. I watched Sailor Moon every now and then, but was never consistent. At least I know who he is, though! He’s the one that eventually gets to bang Sailor Moon! Oh, but it wasn’t that kind of show, right? They kissed, yay!
Prince Eric
If you can’t see how Eric is hot, then you’re blind. He’s Dave Seville! Only younger and before he went crazy and started talking to chipmunks! He can navigate a boat and not only is he a prince on land, he’s an undersea prince, too because he married a mermaid princess! Double royalty SCORE!
And now the women…
Jessica Rabbit
The good girl drawn bad. Many women try to emulate her look in real life and fail. The only woman I’ve seen dress up like her and actually pull it off is Heidi Klum: Heidi Klum as Jessica Rabbit.
Holli Would
The poor man’s Jessica Rabbit. She’s also insane. Don’t believe me? Watch Cool World. It’s all fun and games until someone goes nuts.
Ariel
Of all the Disney princesses, I will admit, I find Ariel to be the most annoying. However, she’s really pretty and she sings (and is actually known for her singing in the movie) so she scores points with me.
Crysta
Remember the public service announcement otherwise known as Ferngully? That’s where you’ll find Crysta! Sure, she gets a little annoying, but she’s cute as a button and is all about protecting the environment! Don’t kill trees!
Esmeralda
Esmeralda knows how to use her body to control men. I mean, Frollo sang a song about fire in Hell because she made him hot and bothered. A gypsy with a heart of gold, she is!
Judy Jetson
Is it just me, or does she have tons of luck with guys? To this day, I still think her hairstyle is cool. Obviously, only cool on her because I’d look like a fool if I walked around like that. No one thought it was weird for a teenager to have white hair? Seriously, no one?
Veronica Lodge
Veronica and I had a love-hate relationship for a while. I grew up reading Archie comics, and though I loved her fashion sense and name, she was a real biatch. Nowadays, I’ve got nothing, but love for her. I haven’t read an Archie comic in a while, though…
April O’Neil
She somehow made a yellow jumpsuit look hot. She also gets to hang out with the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and have pizza with them! I love the Ninja Turtles and I love pizza! I don’t think I could handle being constantly kidnapped and held for ransom, though. By the way, did she ever get with Casey Jones?
Betty Cooper
I always liked Betty better than Veronica. She never gave me a reason to dislike her. Betty’s the hot video-game-and-sports-loving girl next door. Tell me that she never had a threesome with Archie and Veronica, and I will not believe you! They just got a little too comfortable with each other sometimes.
Belle
Belle is my favorite Disney heroine. Both of our names start with B, both of us love books, both of us have brown hair and brown eyes, and how many similarities do I have to pull out of my ass to get this point across?
Update: Thanks to Jen for the reminder! Li Shang was supposed to be on the list of shmokin’ hawt guys! I accidentally left him off of the list, but here’s a picture of him anyway:
Sorry!
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ok. this is so great! i used to think that the main male character from mulan was hot. haha. yes, it does feel silly being attracted to a cartoon. but i didn’t think he was real. haha. you should prob check him out. he would so knock out several of your top guys. and your girls are great. and so glad you put jessica rabbit at top. i love her flying kisses.
You know what? Li Shang WAS actually supposed to be on this list and I accidentally left him off! OOPS! He must have gotten left behind in all the chaos of me weeding through messages to put the list together. That was my bad.
and where did you find that pic of heidi klum. can i just say-awesome!!
I was looking up pictures of Jessica R. a few weeks ago for some reason that I can’t remember, and that picture came up in the search results! It’s awesome!!
Haha! This is awesome. I think as far as guys go, I’m partial to Tarzan, Prince Eric, and Aladdin. Tarzan has too much muscle, but he’s funny and he makes cool facial expressions.
I could never get into Tarzan, I think it was the way his hands and feet were drawn, lol, but he’s definitely muscular! Swinging on vines must be fun…
I have nothing to add to the conversation, but I did want to say that I found it hilarious! Oh, and though I’m most like Belle than any of the Disney characters, I never liked her (Arielle’s my favorite). Hmmm…
You’re the second person I’ve talked to that doesn’t like Belle! The other person said she was too boring
LOL
just… LOL!
Jessica Rabbit is definitely the Hottest of the hot!
Agreed! She’s awesome! I love the whole, “I’m not bad, I was just drawn that way” thing, lol
Thank god you added li shang! if you hadn’t I would have been so disappointed in you!
Of course! I couldn’t leave him out! I can’t believe I overlooked him in the first place, ack!
I totally agree with Prince Phillip. He was my dream boy from the age of 6. I also loved Simba and thought how cute he would be if he was a boy.
Also, I thought Belle was the only positive one of the Disney princesses.
When I was little, after I saw the Lion King and fell in love with the movie, I would wish to turn into a lion in my sleep so my paws would be as cute at Simba and Nala’s, LOL, I also wished to turn into a kangaroo…yeah…
Haha I’m glad our conversation produced such a deep and informative blog.
And I have already begun to plan my futures with Prince Eric and Tuxedo Mask. I haven’t decided which one will be my husband and which will be my “mister.”
I’m thinking Prince Eric for the husband and Tuxedo Mask for the mister, but considering how those royals are, it could be big trouble if Eric found out about Tux… hmm… that is a dilemma…
wheres jasmine, or pocohontas. Or the cheerleader from daria!
Well, I was trying not to overrun this list with Disney characters, haha!
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Veronica Lodge has always been my leading woman, I always wished to be her, reading those comic books and wishing to be a filthy rich mean girl….why, why, why must be grow up to reality?
p.s Aladdin has always been my fave cartoon
So I guess you’re happy Archie proposes to her! Boo! He sooo should have picked Betty! Did I tell you that I used to live down the street from a guy who looked like Aladdin? He was cute! Except I was like, 13 or 14 when I met him…trick-or-treating at his house, HAHA! I think he moved.
TUXEDO MASK AND ALADIN. I’m glad I’m not the only one who watched Sailor Moon, when people know this fact they always mock me.
I tried and failed to watch Sailor Moon regularly, but I watched it enough to figure out some of the characters. Very few, but some!
This is hilarious! I love that King Triton is on it — he’s definitely hot in that man’s man kinda way! Also, April O’Neil reminded me…. for some reason I actually had a HUGE crush on Donatello when I was younger… so he would definitely make my list!
Haha, I had a weird turtle crush on Leonardo and Michaelango… heh. LOL
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Too funny
And I also had a huge TMNT crush, Donatello and Michaelangelo were my faves!
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Haha, oh I actually wrote about David Kawena back in June! It’s the most viewed post on this blog, actually. I LOVE HIS WORK! I wish I could get a coffee table book of his Disney Heroes series *drool*